Nancy Grace left her post at Court TV to concentrate on her gig at CNN. Lindsay Lohan’s mom leveraged her daughter’s fame into a TV gig with Entertainment Tonight. Click here if you want to know who wins The Bachelor. Kirsten Dunst cut some old people in line at brunch, though the restaurant’s management claims she had a reservation. Jamie-Lynn Sigler apologized to all those who bought her terrible music album.
Rehabbed Miss USA Tara Conner is slated to host a reprisal of MTV dating show Singled Out. HBO network chairman Chris Albrecht is going back to AA after being arrested for allegedly assaulting girlfriend Karla Jensen, though she claims the arrest was a misunderstanding. George Michael is prepared to go to jail for his DUI arrest. New York Times managing editor Jill Abramson had her foot run over by a truck.
Scarlett Johansson was crying to Stella McCartney at the Met Costume Institute Gala, perhaps over Josh Hartnett. Penélope Cruz and Josh Hartnett had a fling but are now dating other people. Laura Prepon and Chris Masterson broke up. Barbara Bush may be back together with fellow Yalie Jay Blount. Hilary Swank will be chased by vampires roaming the halls of a news program in her next movie. In his new book Charles Manson prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi maintains that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Phil Spector may be looking for a new lawyer.