Oh, J-Vanka!

Jared Kushner was caught making out with Ivanka Trump while bowling. While hanging with some ex-CIA spies, Robert De Niro hit the sauna with KGB colonels and fired guns with Taliban warriors. An aide in the Israeli U.N. mission quit after being outed as a DL gay-porn star. NBC paid $2.5 million for the rights to air a Princess Di tribute concert in July, which may have been the reason they also scored an interview with the princes. Surprising Time “100 Most Influential People” includee John Mayer will also perform at the party. Paris Hilton appears in court today for her DUI charges. Jon Stewart and Tom Brokaw helped raise $72 million from hedge-fund bigwigs at a Robin Hood Foundation charity event.

Debra Messing cried at a screening of Julie Christie’s movie about being an Alzheimer’s victim. Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, is working as a priest on Long Island, but he’s not ordained. Kirsten Dunst bailed on the screening of Spider-Man 3 to attend her own birthday party. Simpsons creator Matt Groening is cool with Rupert Murdoch but not with Fox News. Jon Peters was served court papers by his ex-wife just before he got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Candy Spelling’s ex, Mark Nathanson, is telling people he’s dating another woman to make Candy jealous, but it isn’t true. Petra Nemcova has trouble standing still. David Hasselhoff claims a tape of him drunk and trying to eat a hamburger off the floor was made public by his estranged ex-wife.