Once a week, Daily Intel takes a peek at what your friends and neighbors are doing behind doors left slightly ajar. Today, the Twentysomething Mistress: female, 27, Upper East Side, event director, straight.
9:00 a.m.: My older boyfriend is in the city tonight for his production work, happiness. He’s married. When we met sixteen months ago, he was separated, but because of some incidents with his children, he returned to his family. He lives in the suburbs and often has to work until very late, so he stays over. I usually spend two nights a week with him.
10:00 a.m.: He’s busy all day, but I pop over to the studios to say hi and grab coffee with him. Just a kiss from him excites me.
1:00 p.m.: I come back to the apartment. Turned on by the sight of boyfriend and his kiss, I masturbate.
7:00 p.m.: Pop by studio before show starts, tell boyfriend not stay over tonight. I have to be up too early tomorrow for flight to Canada. He won’t even give me a kiss good-bye since there are people around. Whatever.
7:30 p.m.: Leave studio and buzz a guy friend. We meet for dinner and bitchfest. I’m irritated by boyfriend, as always.
4:00 a.m.: Up and off to the airport for a day of meetings.
9:00 a.m.: In car in Canada on way to first meeting. I can’t believe boyfriend wouldn’t kiss me to say good-bye yesterday because he “didn’t know who was around.” Annoyed.
1:00 p.m.: Boyfriend has called three times. I’m busy in meetings, don’t feel like returning his calls
12:00 a.m.: Get back to NYC. Guess who comes over?
1:00 a.m.: Have great sex. Haven’t had sex in a week, so we put on the condom to prolong it. (I want mine too!)
1:15 a.m.: CAN’T FIND CONDOM!!
1:25 a.m.: Call doctor. Apparently this happens. Going in this afternoon to get it out.
2:00 a.m.: Still horny, so is boyfriend. So we have sex despite the missing condom.
7:00 a.m.: Get up. He is so hot when he sleeps. Start snuggling up and initiate launch sequence. Boyfriend wakes up; we have morning sex.
9:00 a.m.: In office, boyfriend calls to say how good last night was, but of course he isn’t around tonight because he has to be home.
Noon: Having dirty IM chat with boyfriend while PR team goes over our media strategy for event next week.
4:00 p.m: Go to doctor. They find the condom behind my cervix.
8:00 p.m.: Boyfriend with wife and family, so get guy friend and a few girlfriends to go out for dinner and drinks.
7:45 a.m.: On the subway on the way to the office I’m really horny.
10:30 a.m.: Boyfriend calls. I tell him I’m horny. He laughs, can’t do anything about it; he’s with the family this week. Sharing him with another woman is maddening.
12:00 p.m.: Boyfriend calls; I hit ignore. Way too busy writing this final agreement for a venue. But seeing his name on my phone though reminds me that I’m very horny.
6:00 p.m.: Boyfriend IM-ed me. I’m so horny, even came up with a song about it. A&R department liked it. I need a booty call, but the boyfriend is busy.
8:00 p.m.: Leaving office, convinced a group to go out. Hopefully drinking will take my mind off how seriously horny I am
7:00 a.m.: So tired, but on way to the office. Eight o’clock partner meeting.
6:45 p.m.: Today has just been crazy, little time to do anything. Company thing tonight so probably won’t see the boyfriend.
12:00 a.m.: Flirting with co-worker at our company thing, best to leave before we cross any lines.
12:30 a.m.: Co-worker texting me, decide to ignore it and play it off tomorrow.
2:00 a.m.: Call from boyfriend. I’m too busy to talk, but I really do want to see him.
8:00 p.m.: Leave office, need to blow off some steam. Go home, masturbate, and go for a run.
2:00 p.m.: Busy morning, out late last night, woke up and on the go early. Texted boyfriend to see if he wanted to do a movie tonight He texted back “no thanks.” Whatever.
6:00 p.m.: Took a nice hot bath, not thinking much of boyfriend, not as horny as I was earlier this week.