‘Times’ Couplets: Finally Over That Whole Tea-Party Thing

Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.

Back in U.S., Queen Celebrates Ex-Colony

Hopper’s America, in Shadow and Light:
Sometimes You Can Go Home Again.

Confusion and Deception as a Royal Family Affair
In a New Space and Time, a Classic Story of Tragic Love,

Family Values, Betrayed.
As the Climate Changes, Bits of England’s Coast Crumble

Away From Her– Time’s Wounds. And the Heart’s?
Yankees Find Just Enough to Get By.

Lizzie Skurnick