‘Times’ Couplets: Must We Pay to Drive to Midtown?

Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

Mayor Has New Plan to Cite Drivers Who Block the Box

Ignoring the Warnings, Again?
In This Clash, Both Sides Are Good:

No Segways Needed.
Get Moving on Traffic Relief.

Get Out and Go,
Erin. Go Faster!