/ cultural capital May 11, 2007 05/11/2007 3:15 pm ‘Times’ Couplets: Undead Find You Tasty, Healthy, Too! Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record. The Satire Is Biting, and So Are the Zombies Mother Nature’s Helpers Toasting the Neighbors Chasing an Old Flame, Taking No Prisoners. Channeling Group Dynamics, Fueled by the Power of Funk The Human Community Sowing the Substance of Life For Life, Sometimes. Because It’s Good for You, That’s Why! Lizzie Skurnick Tags: times couplets zombies cultural capital ‘Times’ Couplets: Undead Find You Tasty, Healthy, Too!