/ cultural capital May 18, 2007 05/18/2007 2:56 pm ‘Times’ Couplets: Watch Where You’re Going! Wherein we arrange Times’ headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record. The Troubles: A Walking Tour No Sleep Is Part of the Ordeal. Passing Mile Markers, Snapping Pictures Woman Falls Through Sidewalk Grate. Going Like 60 (Tick Tick Tick) The Suns Forge Ahead Without Stopping for Pity. Rescuers Try to Lure Lost Whales With Sound. 5-Year-Old Marathoner to Walk 300 Miles — Not for Kids Only, Seeking Buccaneer Bliss. A Long Road Ahead, The Last Eden. Paradise Preserved — in a Restless Continent. —Lizzie Skurnick Tags: new york times poetry headlines times couplets cultural capital donna karan threeasfour three as four derek lam barneys barneys new york More ‘Times’ Couplets: Watch Where You’re Going!