Vanity Care

Limos parked outside Graydon Carter’s Waverly Inn delayed an ambulance en route to nearby St. Vincent’s Hospital. Former Citigroup chairman Sandy Weill cut down his use of the company’s corporate jets right before 17,000 people were laid off. Michael Chabon is proud to have been branded an anti-Semite by the Post. Ellen Barkin is writing a novel based on her marriage to Ron Perelman. Bonnie Fuller is branching into TV. Barbara and Lauren Bush sang karaoke. The famous hawks living at 927 Fifth Avenue will soon be in a kids’ book. Jay Leno confused two Mexican comedians. Joe Francis says his Girls Gone Wild videos don’t feature black girls because they ask for money, not because he’s racist.

Usher may fire his mom as manager, perhaps because his fiancée doesn’t like her. Bostonian Denis Leary heckled George Steinbrenner’s granddaughter. Some guy from Desperate Housewives is dating Paris Hilton, but no one knows his name. TV reporter Alycia Lane insists that the steamy photos she sent married NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen were a joke. Bob Dylan has been singing to his grandson’s kindergarten classmates. A cell-phone video allegedly features Lindsay Lohan acting out at a house party in Beverly Hills. Fearful that the Video Music Awards have grown stale, MTV is turning the event into a three-day ordeal in Vegas. Sienna Miller is taking song-and-dance lessons. Liz Smith reminds us that Andre Agassi got $5 million for his memoir.