Worshipping Idols, Blandly

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Jordin Sparks last night. Photo: Frank Micelotta/Fox

A new Idol has been crowned! Long live the Idol! Yes, folks, as we all know by now, Jordin Sparks won American Idol's sixth season. Are you thrilled and excited? Yeah, us neither. As Caryn Ganz catalogues on Vulture, nearly everyone found last night's finale a snooze. So what was there to talk about? Find out at Vulture.

‘American Idol’ Builds Up to a Rousing, Earth-Shattering Yawn! [Vulture]