OK! magazine paid more than $2 million for the rights to Eva Longoria's wedding photos, much to the chagrin of People. Lily Allen was so drunk during a performance she referred to hostess Tinsley Mortimer as "Ashley Winksdale," which, actually, is kind of awesome. Courtney Love has been licensing Kurt Cobain's likeness for a bunch of lame products. (Certainly Al Pacino wouldn't approve.) The Queen of England uses e-mail and has an iPod. Rachel Roy and Damon Dash got into a public spat at Dash's club Socialista. Ryan Cabrera and Riley Keough — she's Elvis's granddaughter — are on the outs. Renée Zellweger might be dating an agent at CAA.
Celebrity stylist Jessica Paster held a casting call for an assistant at her (filthy) house in Hollywood. Biologist James Watson offers some style tips for balding men in his memoir. Danny DeVito was throwing up at his restaurant launch. Werner Herzog made Christian Bale actually eat a bowl of live maggots for a scene in the upcoming flick Rescue Dawn. Benjamin Netanyahu got into an elevator that Jon Bon Jovi wouldn't. Mandy Moore had to read lyrics to her song "Candy" off her BlackBerry because she forgot them. (Mandy also believes in ghosts.) Kate Middleton and Prince William are back on. James Gandolfini saw Fantastic Four with his son. Kelly Rowand used to hate her forehead, but now she hates her legs.