New Near Bloomie’s: Botox While You Wait!

There are bits of news every now and then that make us fall in love with the Upper East Side all over again, and this is one of them. From today’s New York Sun:

A new walk-in “Botox store” near Bloomingdale’s offers patients the promise of youthful-looking faces in the amount of time it takes to grab a sandwich.

It takes ten minutes, apparently, and doesn’t require an appointment. We’d smile at this news, but for some reason, our facial muscles seem not to be moving.

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