They Report, You Decide?

Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

Still Unsettled in Wake of New Questions

What Seller Wants a Low Price?
Who Says They’re Too Old to Stay in the Game?

Where’s the Other Half of Your Music File?
Any Wonder It Wasn’t Built in a Day?

How Weird Are Your Daydreams?
Time Wasted? Perhaps It’s Well Spent.

Who Says Warming Is a Problem?
Where Now, for the Wind?

An Answer to Help Clear His Fog….?
Break a Confidence? Never. Well, Hardly Ever.

They Report, You Decide?