Will Someone Please Call Family Services on Dina Lohan?

Dina Lohan, the “white Oprah,” is in talks to do a reality show for E! in which she’ll try to turn her two youngest kids into stars. And Lindsay’s DUI arrest made it tough for underage girls to get into L.A. clubs after the MTV Movie Awards. Michael Moore has lost 30 pounds eating whole grains and sleeping more. Harvey Weinstein is an investor at Bungalow 8 doorman Armin Amiri’s new club, Socialista. Angelina Jolie is spending time with her children at the expense of spending time with Brad Pitt. Gwyneth Paltrow and David Byrne are bad tippers. Cameron Diaz gave André Balazs a neck rub.

Vince Vaughn was jovial with bathroomgoers at Teddy’s in L.A. Actress Maria Conchita Alonso is producing an anti–Hugo Chavez documentary. Paris Hilton spent her last weekend of freedom going to clubs and dining out. Phil Spector’s lawyers are trying to paint Lana Clarkson as suicidal, but a letter the actress wrote a month before she was shot shows otherwise. Also, the trial may not end till August. Lenny Kravitz and Steven Bing listened to Kravitz’s new album in a car with the volume turned way up. Matt Lauer’s interview with Princes William and Harry is slated to air June 18. Manhattan eye surgeon Jeffrey Dello Russo performed surgery on a woman in India and was offered her daughter as thanks. Jerry Seinfeld drove a Porsche in East Hampton.