Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead.

Council of Fashion Designers of America awards after-party. Marquee, 289 Tenth Ave., nr. 27th St. The host: Diddy. The guests: Bruce Willis, Vanessa Minnillo, Eva Mendes. To promote his upcoming movie, Mr. Willis will arrive via the High Line, leaping off an out-of-control semi-truck full of unstable uranium moments before it crashes into a 747 with a payload of Nazi gold.

Rescue Me premiere. AMC Empire 25, 234 W. 42nd St., nr. Eighth Ave., 6:30 p.m. Denis Leary, Tatum O'Neal, Amy Sedaris, and Chris Meloni are expected, among others. Denis Leary will arrive via Town Car.

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