A Money-er Honey?

CNBC “Money Honey” Maria Bartiromo is jealous of co-worker Erin Burnett because Burnett is becoming more popular than she is. An upcoming book about Katie Couric claims she planned to leave NBC a year before she actually did and that the staff of 60 Minutes thinks she’s a “lightweight.” State Senator Carl Kruger is not a fan of fellow Democrat Eliot Spitzer. Jeremy Shockey took a bunch of Giants teammates to Scores. The woman who blogged about Keith Olbermann’s bedside manners is no longer maintaining her blog. Naomi Watts finally gave birth. Nora Ephron has spent a lot of time giving her breasts a workout. Christie Brinkley is spending $10.9 million to buy the house in North Haven next door to the one where Peter Cook had an affair.

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, claims three women robbed him, stripped him, and handcuffed him to his car at gunpoint. Fendi is offering lunches and cocktails to needy socialites to mark the launch of a new handbag. Harry Morton had dinner with Karolina Kurkova. Catherine Zeta-Jones is a “perfectionist chef.” I Know What Killed Me will likely tank at the box office, but Lindsay Lohan will still be on the covers of Elle and Maxim. Valentino doesn’t like women who table-hop between courses at dinner. Matt Damon says he is not writing a screenplay with Ben Affleck, though the two did vacation together. Beyoncé is trying to keep a video of her falling down stairs during a concert off the Internet, but to no avail.