Paul Sorvino Is Full of Crap

A waste-hauling company dumped 60 cubic yards of horse manure onto Paul Sorvino’s Pennsylvania driveway after he and his daughter disputed a bill. The feud between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall ended after Cattrall sent Parker flowers. Suge Knight bit Kevin Connolly’s finger during a playful wrestling match after the ESPYs. Steve Martin is marrying Vogue writer Anne Stringfield. An upcoming documentary will allegedly “out” twenty gay Broadway actors and dancers who are trying to cure their homosexuality by attending underground support groups. A resident of Katonah has recorded an anti–Martha Stewart tune on YouTube in response to her effort to trademark the town’s name for a line of furniture. CSI star Gary Dourdan assaulted a photographer, broke his camera, and then sped off on a motorcycle outside a West Hollywood club. Spencer Tunick — a.k.a. that guy who takes photos of large crowds of naked people — is planning a shoot in the Swiss Alps to raise awareness for global warming. David Duchovny likes Barry Manilow.

James Gandolfini’s first post-Sopranos gig is a documentary about wounded GIs. The Cruises and the Smiths (Will and Jada Pinkett, that is) are throwing the Beckhams a “Welcome to America” party on Sunday. Some Hearst execs brought their sons to ogle Jessica Biel when she attended a screening for Cosmo. Aspiring rock star Cisco Adler just likes to “write dope songs and fuck hot bitches,” though he hasn’t so much sold any music. Heather Mills rejected Paul McCartney’s $41 million divorce-settlement offer but will settle for $102 million. Winona Ryder doesn’t feel bad about her shoplifting charge because she didn’t hurt anyone. Brandon Davis continues to be mentioned in gossip columns with no other descriptor than “oily heir.” Kate Hudson left a club with a shirt covering her face, except it was a stunt. (We don’t get what the stunt was, either.) Ryan Phillippe, Elisha Cuthbert, and others are “going green” to a party at Avalon tonight. (We don’t get how they’re going green by going to a party, either.) Paula Abdul publicly announced she is dating restaurateur TJ Torregiani.