We're Gonna Go Fondle Our Sweaters

The Ten premiere. DGA Theater, 110 W. 57th St., nr. Sixth Ave., 7 p.m. The Ten is the latest feature from the good people who brought you Wet Hot American Summer and, more distantly, The State. Expected at tonight's premiere are stars Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, writer-star Ken Marino, director David Wain, and more. Trying to overcome urge … mustn't make reference to … contemporary equivalent of quoting Caddyshack … we can't help it! We'd like to dip our balls in this movie!

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