• Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten screening. 601 W. 26th St., nr. Eleventh Ave., 8 p.m. The event is sponsored by Interview, IFC First Take, and Hugo Boss, and takes place on a private rooftop; expected guests include Moby, Vanessa Carlton, and the Misshapes. Truly, if the Clash stood for anything, it was jet-setting corporate-sponsored celebrity exclusivity.
• Krista Ayne’s birthday party. Boucarou, 64 E. 1st St., nr. First Ave., 8:30 p.m. Krista Ayne is a three-time Penthouse cover model (here’s her official site, which features pictures of her official vagina). Her party will feature V2 Energy Vodka delivered via vodka snow cones, and proceeds will be donated to the American Cancer Society, although sadly not in the form of dollar-bill-flavored milk shakes.
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