Yippee: The September Radar is almost here! Which means it's time for early teases of the cover story! The mag posted the new cover yesterday, and Drudge picked it up today, and we're sure you're shocked to discover it features a Photoshopped image of a celebrity's head on an underwear-clad body. (Interestingly, the underwear isn't white.) Also, "Pop, Politics, Scandal, Style" has given way to "Fresh Intelligence" as the slogan, and there's nary a mention of Paris Hilton, a presidential candidate, or any sort of homosexuality (in either babies or pets). We barely recognize the thing.
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