What We Learned on the Night Before ‘The Ten’

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Garafalo, Craig Wedron, Marino, and Wain at "The Night before last night. Photo: Patrick McMullan

Last night was yet another party for The Ten, the commandments-spoofing movie from the Wet Hot American Summer–slash–The State–slash–Stella crowd, and we learned several important things smoking and drinking backstage with Janeane Garofalo, Amy Poehler, and Rashida Jones. Among them:

• Garafalo, who makes an uncredited cameo in the movie, dislikes gossip magazines but can accept their right to exist. "There's journalism and there's dirt digging," she said after a stand-up stand. "It's not real journalism. But gossiping is, I guess, just part of the human condition."
• Poehler, who was onstage barely longer than it took her to mimic jerking off, had little to say about the human condition but lots to say about our fear of getting older. "You know what the best years are?" she asked. "28 to 30. Ooh, they're good." (Somehow we think her 1998–2000 Comedy Central show had something to do with that.)
• And Jones revealed that she hasn't always been funny. "I took a class with the Groundlings in L.A.," she recalled. Before that, "God, I was so bad."
• Also, David Wain has a fake tooth, and Ken Marino is in full support of breast-feeding, though he thinks National Breast Feeding Week could be replaced by a tasteful liquid lunch.

And now you know. —Jocelyn Guest