FINANCE
• Alan Greenspan was giddy when old buds Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney took over the White House. But it turned out they were bad boys and not his friends at all. Check out this and more in Greenspan’s new bio. [Law Blog/WSJ]
• Sullivan & Cromwell dropped two places in the Vault rankings of New York law firms for the first time since 2000. Could it all be due to Aaron Charney’s still outstanding sexual-harassment suit? [Above the Law]
• Simpson Thatcher may have the best law firm perk in town: special “lactation rooms” for new mothers returning to work. [Above the Law]

FASHION
• U.K. designer Christopher Kane's collection was stolen just a week before his show. Luckily, his staff managed to whip up oodles of spandex and neon just in time! [Fashion Week Daily]
• Marc Jacobs's collection wasn't the only thing that showed some skin. The designer bares his well-toned bum in the latest issue of Visionaire, the magazine for people like this. [WWD]
• H&M's love affair with Chloé continues. After ripping off both the models from an ad and a Phoebe Philo dress, the mass-market retailer had people seeing ghosts of Chloé past at the unveiling of H&M's new high-end line, COS. [Fashionista]