‘Village Voice’ Calculates City Migration in Terms of Hipsters

Those Damn MisShapes

The MisShapes, whose last party was this weekend, but whose glares linger on.Photo: Andrew Marks / Retna

Village Voice blogger Michael Clancy takes a look at comptroller Bill Thompson's analysis of city migration today, and decides that since twice as many people leave the city annually as arrive, the city must specifically be getting fewer hipsters. We have to question this logic, as it seems like there are more and more of them every day, and fewer and fewer people who wear jeans of an appropriate tightness. In fact, just recently, we couldn't happen to notice that when the dive destination Spitzer's Corner opened on Ludlow and Rivington, the vast space was immediately filled with hipsters, the way a hole dug by a child on the beach too near the ocean inexorably fills with water. And there was no dent in the population of hipsters everywhere else on the Lower East Side! Anyway, we digress. Thompson's study also explains that it's lower income families that are fleeing the city, especially those with young kids — and young unmarried college grads are replacing them. Interesting, right? Also, did you hear the MisShapes aren't drawing people to the city any more? Now that's news!

City Getting Less Hipsters [VV]