Miss Universe Riyo Mori was ushered through security at JFK by flashing her sash in lieu of a real form of I.D. Mick Jagger had lunch with his youngest kid, 8-year-old Lucas, at Nello's. Rudy Giuliani said that he'd make Joe Torre a member of his cabinet if he's fired by the Yankees (assuming Giuliani is elected, of course). Former city-council president and lifelong Democrat Andrew Stein made out with Ann Coulter at Soho House. Patricia Yeo left Monkey Bar, the second eatery she's left in two months, after getting bad reviews. Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper ate at Cuba in the West Village. Kyra Sedgwick and Vanessa Redgrave, among others, will help Dems in Albany push for legalized gay marriage tomorrow on National Coming Out Day.
Jordan Belfort, who defrauded investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars with his boiler-room stock scheme, is living large again now that his book has been optioned by Martin Scorsese. Over the weekend, Britney Spears passed a drug test, offered a friend $1,000 to bring her DVDs, and allegedly said she never wanted her kids in the first place. Among Lindsay Lohan's chores in rehab were keeping the common area clean and making coffee for the gym. (She's also dating a 25-year-old snowboarder and wants to go to Africa.) The girlfriend of National Enquirer heir Paul Pope filed domestic-abuse charges against him in Palm Beach. Lou Pearlman complained that the Vanity Fair story that portrayed him as a perverted pedophile was "one-sided." Ben Silverman tried to book Kanye West to host Saturday Night Live while the two were at a party in Cannes, though it's unclear if he did. Station Agent producer Kathryn Tucker and indie producer John Sloss split while Tucker was pregnant. Usher was supposed to drop a new album next month but is no longer planning on doing so now that he has a baby. Posh-'n'-Becks lost a suit against two paparazzi in Paris who were trying to take pictures of their pool. George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Lawson dined together at Harry Cipriani. Denise Richards told Liz Smith that she never asked Charlie Sheen for a third child, though she does have ten dogs. Note to anyone who wants to date Steve Carrell's daughter: Don't pull up and honk outside his house.