Jackson Heights: The Musical! Wait, That Sounds Familiar…

Cobble Hill: Some performance-art weirdos queued up, droidlike, outside of the future Trader Joe's here. Was this some sort of Marxist semiotic commentary on the store's long lines to come? [A Brooklyn Life]
Elmhurst: The locals are getting into t'ai chi, which is cool, but they look like they're doing the Thriller zombie dance in this pic. [Junction Blvd]
Hell's Kitchen: The flea markets haven't been doing as well since they moved here from their longtime home in Chelsea, where condo-velopment pushed them out. [Jeremiah's Vanishing New York via Chelsea Now]
Jackson Heights: Stay tuned for Jackson Heights: The Musical! Hey, wait a minute, that Washington Heights show hasn't even opened on Broadway yet! [Queens Crap via NYDN]
Morningside Heights: Creatures including a camel, two llamas, some goats, a Chinese goose, a fourteen-pound rabbit, a porcupine, and a hermit crab paraded down the aisle at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine yesterday for a blessing. These pics are so cute! [Gothamist]
Upper East Side: This sticky Indian summer is hardest of all on uptown gals planning the final stages of their wedding, don't you agree? [Sex and the UES]
Williamsburg: Yuppies moving here and to Greenpoint don't want to send their kids to the local public schools, leaving some of them half-empty. [Brownstoner]