J-Vanka Sees Maroon 5, Feigns Normalcy

It's our tireless duty to report that Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump were spotted taking in the Maroon 5 show at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday. Judging from the way Ivanka had to coax her boy mogul — who didn't look a day over 18 in his scrappy blue tee — from his seat after a few songs, our tipster guessed that she's the one with a deep appreciation for singer Adam Levine the band's modern funk stylings. To his credit, Kushner remained on his feet through the rest of the concert, although he was totally checking his BlackBerry at the start of "This Love." Putting business before one of the most (annoyingly) addictive anthems of our generation? We knew this kid wasn't as young as he says he is.