A Beard for Every Borough

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George Clooney, bringing back the uptown beard. Photo: Getty Images

Over on Men's Vogue's Website, socialite/designer/whatever Amanda Brooks is agitating hard for the return of the "uptown beard." Even after perusing the pictures, we personally can't tell exactly what separates an uptown beard from the others — probably because we come from slightly different stock than Amanda and such subtleties are lost on us — but we're guessing she means something like the fuzz George Clooney has been sporting lately. And we quite like the idea of regional beard styles. For instance, there could also be the downtown beard, dark and spirited, like Simon Hammerstein's. Or the Williamsbeard, which would be pomaded with Miller Genuine Draft and sprinkled with panko bread crumbs (the East Williamsbeard would have side curls.) The Jerseybeard would be a soul patch. Other beard suggestions? Tell us in the comments!

Uptown Beards [Men's Vogue]