We learn today that Conan O'Brien has a stalker, which is no big news. David Letterman had one before Conan was even a twinkle in NBC's eye. But what's interesting here is that Conan's stalker is a Catholic priest. A totally scary Catholic priest, in the awesomest way. In Father David Ajemian's letters to Conan, some written on parish letterhead, he comes out with quotes like this:
“I’m told by some of those officious little usher people that you’re overbooked. Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans? You owe me big-time, pal. I want a public confession before I even consider giving you absolution.”
Wow, we never before thought of confession and absolution in such a terrifying/erotic way. (There are other letters where he issues veiled threats at Conan's life, which are, you know, less funny, like when he compares himself to the Virginia Tech killer.) Other fun facts about Ajemian? Well, when he was ordained, the Boston Herald said he was a “turned on to religion partly by Federicio Fellini’s 1960 film La Dolce Vita." Oh, yeah, and he went to college with Conan. Yeah, that's right. Harvard: just as unscrupulous with admission as the Catholic clergy.