Jon Bon Jovi lives in Soho but is keeping a house in Jersey because he may run for governor there one day. Alec Baldwin is worried that Hillary Clinton won’t vote “no” on a $10 billion farm bill that subsidizes farmers who provide fattening foods to schools. Kelly Ripa claims she treats her butt like her breasts by buying really tight jeans and pushing her cheeks together. Cindy Adams claims that Time Warner may be looking to sell People magazine and In Style to Hachette. A stylist for Frederic Fekkai had to wear rubber gloves before shampooing a tweaked-out, sweaty Brandon Davis. High-end TV network Plum TV laid off a bunch of people and may be closing. Makeup maven Olivia Chantecaille has a new banker boyfriend. Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant are still buddies and attended a dinner party at the Upper East Side townhouse of Valentino.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting settled in their new house in Nashville. Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Jeff Garlin gave out porn DVDs to striking writers. Tiger Woods took his 155-foot yacht to St. Martin. Brent Bolthouse, the guy whose PR firm employs Heidi on The Hills, was dumped by supermodel girlfriend Emma Heming. Hunter S. Thompson once shot a .44 magnum through a copy of a book he was asked to sign. Paul Sevigny is worried that Chloë can’t see her boyfriend often enough because of her busy work schedule. Stereo, which celebrates its second anniversary with a party tonight, may be headed downtown. Mayor Bloomberg and Bloomberg LP chairman Peter Grauer had dinner in Greenwich.