Chelsea Clinton Floored at Starbucks

Chelsea
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Yeah, hey, it's me. I'm at Starbucks. Guess who's sitting right behind me. [Whispers] Chelsea Clinton. She's sitting right behind me. I don't know, she's typing on her laptop. She's sitting on the floor. She looks hot these days. Totally hot. I mean, way hotter than when she was like … 13. No, I'm at a table. What? You think I should give her my seat or something? No fucking way, dude.

Chelsea Clinton at Starbucks: We Have Soooo Been There [Jezebel]