Quivers's boyfriend, comic Jim Florentine, joked at Caroline's that he's not sure why she's dating him because he's "a loser." The Olsen twins, Bob Saget, and John Stamos had a Full House reunion at the Bowery Hotel bar on Wednesday. Michael Jordan, ex-Knick Charles Oakley, and Ahmad Rashad hung out at Buddakan and then Socialista. Black Crowe Chris Robinson got six figures to play a half-hour set for a Wall Street firm at Arena.
Mary J. Blige says she passed on "Umbrella" before it was shopped to Rihanna because it was too mainstream for her. Ryan Gosling had a dinner date with Michelle Williams, during which he smiled and gazed at her. The little person that Paris Hilton saved last weekend in Miami said he collapsed because he had been partying too hard with Wee Man and forgot to do his kidney dialysis. In his upcoming autobiography, Fidel Castro says he keeps a beard because the convenience of not shaving saves him ten days a year. Rosanna Arquette says Paul McCartney is just a friend, though she is still hanging out with him in London. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith may or may not have become Scientologists because of friend Tom Cruise. Fashion "It" girl Erin Fetherston says she cuts her trademark bangs herself. Owen Wilson only drank water at Art Basel in Miami. Eva Longoria doesn't believe the French model who claims she slept with Tony Parker after they got married. Andy Roddick ditched eight models because he had an early-morning training session. Kate Moss is staying with neighbors in London while her house gets sold, but they are not happy with her rowdy guests.