We're Never There for You When You Need Us

Well, thank God that's over. You okay? Honestly, the holidays always leave us a little shaken. The forced smiles, poorly spiked eggnog, and unmitigated hell of an hour-long cab line waiting for us upon our return — there's just been so much silent sobbing these past few days. And now our eyes are all red and puffy, so we're going to take the rest of this week to recover. Come Monday, we'll be back for the typically grand New Year's Eve action.