Cindy Adams Had Her Psychic Write Her Column Today

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Cindy Adam's psychic, Wendy, predicts that in 2008, the mortgage crisis will stabilize, Brad and Angelina will adopt some more kids, and Madonna will shave her head. Box owner Simon Hammerstein wrote an e-mail to his club's manager privately applauding a dancer who spilled a drink on Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore ("Bleep] Ashton and Demi, they are so up their own arses … and they spend nothing") but insisted that publicly the performer be "reamed."

Conservative banking billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife, long a vociferous enemy of Bill Clinton, admitted to Vanity Fair that he kind of likes the former president. The new Vanity Fair also has a piece about the shady circumstances surrounding the death of Princess Di. Rie Rasmussen, the bisexual model who made out with Rebecca Romijn in Femme Fatale is set to direct a feature film about her adopted Vietnamese sister. Jimmy Fallon gave up on his dream of becoming a priest after developing a crush on actress Elizabeth Perkins in seventh grade. Ex–Playboy model and online advice columnist "Lucy Lipps" (a.k.a. Kristi Schiller) attempted to sneak aboard Microsoft exec Paul Allen's yacht in St. Barts to get him to fix her broken copy of Windows Vista. David Chappelle got into a public argument with his wife at Coffee Shop the other day, after he chatted up model Geena Rocero. DJ AM was a fat drug addict who attempted suicide before he became a successful D.J. Kid Rock ate at Justin Timberlake's restaurant. A "dog bar" opened up in Palm Beach. Cisco Adler thinks ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton looks "hot" in her mug shot. Lindsay Lohan made out with three Italian dudes in less than 24 hours while staying in Capri. Britney Spears "fell asleep" on New Year's Eve with her kids and her new love interest, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib.