New York Giant Osi Umenyiora, who is dating Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, says he’s a difficult guy to love because he has “abandonment issues.” Andrew Giuliani, son of Rudy, was arrested for doing 39 mph in a 30-mph zone in Florida. An upcoming reality show on the Mojo Channel forces a handful of semi-prominent New Yorkers to survive without their cell phones and computers. Julia Stiles sat down and ordered a bunch of food at Indochine but requested that it all be doggy-bagged so she could take it home. CNN has been getting better daytime ratings than MSNBC over the past two months, though Fox News still does better than both. Georgina Chapman on fashion: “I’m like a magpie. I like anything that sparkles.”
The sleazy photographer dude Britney Spears has been dating claims Spears wants to have his kid. In her upcoming autobiography, Kathleen Turner rips Nicholas Cage for his “stupid voice and his fake teeth” and claims he was arrested twice for drunk driving and once for stealing a dog. Beyoncé and Tina Turner are set to perform a duet at the Grammys. George Clooney may or may not be involved in brokering peace between the writers and the producers. Denise Richards is trying to get Charlie Sheen to allow their kids to be used on a reality show. Conan O’Brien just bought a $10 million house in Brentwood, California. Diablo Cody says that if films were truly structured like a male orgasm — that is, with a “climax” — they’d all immediately “cut to black.” Martin Scorsese will executive-produce Harvey Keitel’s next project, which was written and will be directed by Keitel’s wife. Pharrell Williams threw a party in Paris for his new Louis Vuitton jewelry line. Lenny Kravitz claims he’s been celibate for three years and that the women he’s with have “got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit.” Diane Keaton’s 2007 romantic comedy Because I Said So was the worst-reviewed film of the year, according to Rotten Tomatoes. John Cleese got divorced after nineteen years of marriage. Guns ‘n’ Roses guitarist Slash says that his claim that his new album would have a “quick turnaround” was not a dig at Axl Rose and his thirteen-years-in-the-making album Chinese Democracy. Pamela Anderson refused to try on $100,000 earrings in Miami because she has hepatitis C. Mike Myers will play The Who drummer Keith Moon in an upcoming movie.