Remember Mark Pasetsky? The reportedly feng shui–loving, foundation-wearing, and alleged inspiration for Courteney Cox's Dirt editor "resigned" from Bauer Publishing's Life & Style last fall and went back to his job in marketing, but, apparently, he's not feeling entirely fulfilled. Folio today tells us that the confirmed cowboy-hat lover has started a blog that is fascinating and gross and wonderful all at once, like a silkworm. It's called Cover Awards, and on it Pasetsky weighs in on the covers of various weekly magazines, noting what he would have done differently ("What do they mean when they say “Clinton vs. Obama. How to Win”?") and giving kudos: "The Heath Ledger story, “Did Drug Doctors Kill Him?” is SUPER STRONG. It’s an obvious question, but one that hasn’t been answered." Right, and we're sure the Globe will get right to the bottom of it! Click, don't scroll, your browser to this hot new site immediately.