We haven't seen the new Vogue with Drew Barrymore on the cover yet, but People has, and in it Drew Barrymore apparently talks about Justin Long, the "Mac guy" and, by Daily Intel's guesstimate, Drew's 100th serious boyfriend. As is usual with Magical Drew, Long is enamored beyond reason or indeed shame, telling the writer that Drew is full of "beauty and light, and she shines it on everybody who comes into contact with her." And as usual Drew is the happiest and most in love she's ever been. "My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy!" she says. Aw! She doesseem so happy! Almost as happy as she did when she was talking to Bazaar in 1996 about an unnamed suitor (Jamie Walters? Tom Green?). "I've been seeing him for about six months," she said then, "and I'm madly, madly, madly in love. I've totally met the person I want to have children with. Without question." Or even in 2006, after she had been seeing Fabrizio Moretti for several years. "Our love is very functional and kind and supportive and communicative," she said. "It's, like, a love that puts good energy onto the world, yet it's private and sacred. It's just a beautiful thing in my life." Oh, Drew. As the women of India wish upon one another the blessing of 100 sons, we wish Drew 100 more boyfriends with which she can be this happy. Because the day she stops having new boyfriends is the day we will probably be dead.
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