The Naked Cowboy Flaunts His Assets

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We knew we loved the Naked Cowboy, but we had no idea that we should be trying to marry him. His Nakedness discussed his potential multi-million-dollar settlement against Mars with Main Street.com today and revealed some of his other assets. "I have a financial advisor at Merrill Lynch," he said. "I buy real estate. I'm investing in the seventeenth floor of one of my friend's hotels in Panama City Beach and bought a yacht for celebrity tours." Wait. The Naked Cowboy has a yacht? Of course he does! "Basically, I invest in high-visibility assets," the Cowboy explained. "High visibility — the way I do everything in life."

Naked Cowboy Has High-Visibility Assets [Main Street]