Awkward! ‘Cosmo’ Honorees Realize They Are All One Degree of Sexaration

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Like at any media party, the room at yesterday's lunch at Cipriani for Cosmo's "fun, fearless" men awards was full of people who had all slept with the same person. "We know the common thread," Dane Cook told USA Today. "We realize." Cook, who used to date Jessica Simpson, was speaking of fellow honorees John Mayer, who also dated Simpson, and Tony Romo, who is currently dating her. Creepy! No wonder lady went to Kuwait this week. "Along the red carpet, I was asked about twenty times what makes a fun and fearless male," Romo said, awkwardly. "I didn't really have an answer, but then I got to thinking…Dane Cook…John Mayer… If you dig Jessica Simpson, I guess you get to do this." Then rapper Common, awesomely, accepted his award by saying, "Thank you for this award. I haven't hooked up with Jessica Simpson, but I still earned it."

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