Itzler apparently took umbrage at these characterizations of his person, and this week, Adams offer the best clarification in the history of clarifications.
"I might mention the pig Itzler, who started the hooker 'Kristen' on her way to fame, fortune and all sorts of F's," she writes.
I called him a sleazebag. He complained that what I said about him had "inaccuracies." I thus correct myself. He's a crummy, cruddy pail of poop. Lordy, I do hate to be inaccurate.
If Cindy ever retires, we'd love to see her become News Corp. ombudsbitch.