Kimora Lee Simmons has filed for divorce from her rap-mogul husband, Russell Simmons, and she so very kindly has asked the court to grant her ex reasonable child visitation with their two young daughters. Aww, how nice and very un–Heather Mills of her! Oh, but during these visits, he must be "at all times accompanied by the children’s nanny and security personnel." Sounds like Russell's going to need a seriously enormous and horribly unhip minivan to fit all those people in for trips to McDonald's every other weekend and alternate Wednesdays. Never mind, Kimora, you're still nuts.