Alex McCord Regrets the Creepy Nude Photo Shoot

Alex McCord may have said that she didn’t mind those nude photos of her that surfaced on the Internet. But it turns out her lawyer minds. A lot. Just last week, the Real Housewives of New York City star reacted casually when talking with People magazine about the scandal, calling it a “non-issue” (so French!). But photographer Mike Boyd tells Jezebel that since the shots surfaced online, he’s been receiving threatening e-mails and calls from the couple’s lawyers, despite the fact that McCord signed a release.

So why the sudden change of heart about the Kubrickian pictorial? Did McCord finally realize the magnitude of her actions, namely how terrifying it is seeing a naked human being topped only with a Mardi Gras mask? Nope. Says Boyd: “Alex told me she thinks she looks fat in some of them.” See a copy of the release here (just $100 to sign your boobs away — sacre bleu), and if you missed the pseudo-gimp porn shots the first time around, click here. You’re welcome. —Noelle Hancock