Everyone Had the Breast Time at Ivana Trump’s Wedding

Yesterday, we thought it was weird and gross that Donald Trump Jr. mentioned his mother’s “great boobs” during his toast at her wedding to Rossano Rubicondi. But now that Robin Leach has posted the pictures of the rehearsal dinner on his blog, we totally get where Little Trump was coming from. It was like Austin Powers and the mole. How could he not mention something so bizarre and prominent? They’re like a couple of balloons stuck to a log! Um, great balloons.

Inside Secrets of the Ivana Trump Wedding [Robin Leach’s Vegas Lux Life]
Earlier: Ivana Trump’s Wedding Marked By Boobs, Breasts