Jay-Z and Mary J Blige Get Down to Their Own Music

Kate Hudson is apartment shopping in NYC because she maybe wants to live here part time and have kids with Owen Wilson. Bear Stearns chairman Jimmy Cayne hung out with a table of jolly Asian businessmen at Elio’s. Jay-Z and Mary J. Blige hung out at 1Oak, where the D.J. played snippets of their “Heart of City” show at MSG. Stavros Niarchos left Socialista at 2 a.m. on Saturday night with three model types.

Two Boston radio jockeys have named Dane Cook “The Unfunniest Comic,” both because he is unfunny and also because he is a huge diva. Bruce Willis’s girlfriend, Emma Heming, is a “serial celebrity dater,” having also been with Sean Combs and John Stamos. Popular book publicist Sloane Crosley is having a party for her book on Thursday at the home of art collector and publisher Greg Miller. Mick Jagger can’t decide if he’s voting for Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. George Bush really likes blueberries and Chinese fried rice, and Condoleezza Rice really hates bananas. Katie Couric went to the Me Talk Pretty show at Irving Plaza with boyfriend Brooks Perlin on Saturday night. A lot of famous people, including Kanye West, Maria Sharapova, and Marion Cotillard, were among the 2,000 individuals deemed “qualified” by Vanity Fair to vote on the mag’s “Best Dressed” list. Julia Louis-Dreyfus says that actresses who claim to eat “whatever” while still looking good are full of crap. Michael Jackson is supposedly being offered $35 million to do a ten-night gig at London’s Millennium Dome performing hits from Thriller. Contrary to rumors, Madonna is not remaking Casablanca in Iraq. Harrison Ford didn’t care that he got slimed at the 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards in L.A. Jennifer Lopez has her pre-pregnancy figure back. Corcoran Group CEO Pamela Leibman spent two days aboard the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt checking out the ship’s operations because she is a board member of the USS Intrepid museum. Liz Smith reports that Charlie Rose is set to start contributing to 60 Minutes again, despite the fact that this was reported back in January.