“I felt to go further into an explanation opened the door to a feeding frenzy that I thought I was the victim of in the last month,” he said during an interview on the AM radio station Talk 1300 in Albany.
A “feeding frenzy” like last month’s? What, is he having extramarital dalliances with the charities? It’s unlikely that nonprofit giving would stir up the kind of hubbub that Paterson’s been raising in the press, unless of course said nonprofit is addicted to methamphetamines (we’re looking at you, UNICEF). Isn’t media attention GOOD for a charity?
In an attempt to explain himself on Monday during the radio interview, he offered a hypothetical situation. “Suppose someone is very ill and it cost a lot of money to help that person, but the person has not made it aware that they are ill, so do I now either lie to the press and try to cover it up, or do I say, you know, somebody’s ill and then we start looking for who that person is?” he said. He stressed that he was only speaking hypothetically.
Say whaaaa? Sounds a little sketch, no? This year, we suggest a large un-anonymous donation to PETA to offset that fur coat his wife wore at his swearing-in. We also suggest she not wear that thing anymore. At first glance we thought she was a cast member from The Real Housewives of New York City. —Noelle Hancock