Chace Crawford is hitting on girls pretty much all over town, sometimes with his Gossip Girl cast mates. A bunch of New York Mets and Jennifer Lopez joined Carlos Beltran at Puerto Rican eatery Sofrito to help him celebrate his 31st birthday. The crowd outside Madonna’s show at Roseland was so insane that a cop had to pull his gun on a fan who tried to slip past the door. (Alex Rodriguez and Justin Timberlake, among others, joined her at the Box afterwards.) Four-foot-eleven actor Leslie Jordan bills himself as “the gayest man in the world” in his new memoir.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hanging out at Paul Allen’s villa in the south of France while they deal with the tape of Jolie allegedly snorting heroin that may or may not exist. Usher is mad that rumors are circulating that he tried to sell photos of himself and his baby, and he also wants everyone to stop hating on his wife. A model named Erin Wasson broke her foot running because her bones were damaged from having to constantly wear stilettos. Celebrity guests expected to attend the Kentucky Derby on Saturday — Larry Birkhead, the Lachey brothers, three ex-girlfriends of Eddie Murphy — are pretty D-list. The mystery blonde that Danny Masterson was busted making out with at Teddy’s is actually model Agyness Deyn. (He also recently hit on Cameron Diaz.) French designer Nicole Farhi was mugged outside of her $5.9 million home in London. Laurence Fishburne’s wife Gina Torres says she didn’t get to see her husband too much in recent weeks because he was prepping for his role in Thurgood. Mariah Carey and Herbie Hancock will provide the musical entertainment for guests at Thursday’s Time 100 gala. Brett Favre was harassed by a bunch of female fans from Wisconsin when he went to go see Jersey Boys with his wife.