There are few places in New York more anonymous than the grimy Port Authority bus terminal. Most of us could comfortably loll around the First Stop Last Stop Café for days without seeing a familiar face. But America’s best-loved prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a.k.a. Kristen, is not so lucky. Kristen’s been holed up at her mom’s house in Wall, New Jersey, ever since it was revealed that she boned governor Eliot Spitzer for $4,300 and, perhaps more shamefully, once appeared in a Girls Gone Wild video. But yesterday she took a bus into Manhattan — only to run smack into a Post reporter the second she got there. What a coincidence! According to the Post, Kristen “freaked out” when approached by a reporter and photographer, but they did manage to get a few good pictures. Luckily for Kristen, for this bus journey she had chosen not to wear cruddy sneakers and a Juicy Couture sweatsuit but a decidedly camera-ready belle du jour ensemble: a pencil skirt and Jackie O sunglasses accessorized by a massive Fendi belt, so at least she looked good while being violated by the cameras. That Kristen. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or maybe the right place at the right time?
See the photos from the incident here.