A little while ago we started feeling a little bit funny. Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” was going through our head, and we were really craving a Snapple. We thought about creating a ‘zine, then decided we’d rather read Blake Nelson’s novel Girl. We clicked over to Amazon to order it but—Amazon wasn’t there. CNN is reporting that the Website is down. That’s right: For the first time in fourteen years, we are living in a world without Amazon.com. Can you feel it in the air? It’s just like 1994.