You didn’t think Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson were the only presidential-candidate-and-booby-blonde-starlet duo exchanging electronic correspondence these days, did you? How naïve! John McCain and Hills star Heidi Montag have been keeping up a steady stream of BlackBerry messages and late-night e-mails for months. Luckily, we’ve nabbed a few of these conversations and reproduced them for you below. They include some surprises!
Subject: Re: Re: Stephanie is a backstabber
Heidi, I’m sorry it’s taken me a while to respond to your latest e-mail. I take it you and Spencer have resolved your differences? That’s at least what I’ve seen on TV. I don’t like the way that the producers choose to focus on all the drama with your friends, instead of all of the intelligent, thoughtful ideas you have running around inside your head.
I hear that you and Spencer are engaged. That’s great, if that’s the right step you want to take right now. What will you be doing for the summer?
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Stephanie is a backstabber
thanks 4 writing back! things w Stephanie and Spencer are fine. we r totally engaged, can you believe it? i’m going to spend this whole summer planning. we’re going to get everything for free.
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stephanie is a backstabber
I do like movies, as a matter of fact. The most recent ones I saw were “Flags of Our Fathers” and “Letters From Iwo Jima.” I liked the first one but the second one was junk. I also enjoy Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde. My daughter got me into it. Speaking of whom, I just bought her the zebra top from your new clothing line. She loved it. Thank you for the recommendation!
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stephanie is a backstabber
OMG! you got the zebra top! isn’t it trez cute!
i love legally blonde but i don’t know those other two movies. are they comedies, too?
PS – do you have any pictures of your son, whatsisname? i bet he’s cute. maybe you could introduce us.
Subject: Important Business
Hello Heidi. I changed the subject of this e-mail chain because my assistant said it was unseemly. He doesn’t think I should be e-mailing with you at all, but I said it would make me seem hip.
As for my son, I can’t send you a picture because he sometimes serves overseas and it’s not safe to have his face floating around. Anyway, aren’t you engaged to Spencer? You shouldn’t be looking at other boys.
Subject: Re: Important Business
oh … spencer and me are really more of a made for tv kinda thing. it’s never really been that serious. come on! wouldn’t you want me to be your daughter-in-law? id be around the white house all the time. we could hang out! send me a picture!
Subject: Re: Re: Important Business
Earlier: Love Letters From Great Men
Related: Our Very Own Moment With Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt [Cut]