Loopy socialite Arden Wohl was arrested for scrawling "Ralphy Lip-shits" in lipstick on Ralph Lauren's store in East Hampton. Graydon Carter is supposedly trying to move his Hollywood Oscar party from Craft to BLT because Craft is out of the way and feels corporate. Young Jeezy hung out at the Gansevoort with a couple of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends. Model Agyness Deyn worked the turntables with boyfriend Albert Hammond Jr. at the Plumm. David Patrick Columbia is pissed off that he's listed as "gay" in the new blog Cityfile.com. Poor dudes in the Hamptons (relatively speaking, we mean) are supposedly combing through trash cans at bank ATMs looking for receipts with big balances that they can later write their numbers on to impress girls in clubs.
Leonardo DiCaprio sent out mailings soliciting donations for the NRDC's "Polar Bear S.O.S." campaign, which "Page Six" takes to mean that he is a paper-waster and thus hates the environment. James Franco, who graduated from UCLA last month at the age of 30, is moving to the city to attend grad school at NYU. Matthew McConaughey sold exclusive photo rights of his baby to OK! magazine for $3 million. (Supposedly, his publicist didn't want McConaughey to work with OK! cause he felt Matthew is an "A-lister.") Dane Cook spent yesterday in a Beverly Hills courthouse fighting allegations that his dog poops all over his apartment complex and that neither Cook nor his girlfriend bother to clean it up. Jackass' Wee Man is set to fight another midget named Wee Matt for $100,000 because he's mad that Wee Matt is supposedly getting laid because girls think he's Wee Man. Jennifer Aniston supposedly found a bunch of "surprisingly touching and well-written" love letters that Jessica Simpson had sent her boyfriend, John Mayer, though Mayer's rep denies it. Howard Stern's fiancée, Beth Ostrosky, left a 50 percent tip on a $166 bill at a restaurant in Southampton. Lance Bass will appear on the next season of Dancing With the Stars, though it's unclear whether he'll dance with a male or female.