Alex Rodriguez dropped $50,000 on a bunch of sweaters and cashmere zip-up hooded sweatshirts. The former assistant of Tavern on the Green owner Jennifer Oz LeRoy is shopping an unfavorable roman à clef about LeRoy, in which the restaurateur sleeps with line cooks and sous-chefs from the restaurant and acts like a brat. Molly Sims doesn’t think she’s important enough for people to report things about her, like the time she took her dog to the vet in the Hamptons at 3 a.m. Heath Ledger’s dad, Kim Ledger, has released enough funds from his son’s estate to ensure that a “nautically-themed bar” in Greenpoint that Heath was a silent investor in will be completed. Derek Jeter says he wants to be married in five years. Eliot Spitzer got laughed out of the David Barton Gym on the Upper East Side.
Brazilian soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo hooked up with FHM pinup Niki Ghazian at the Beverly Hills Hotel after meeting her at a club. Brad Pitt’s lawyers have sent a bunch of cease-and-desist letters to photo agencies after paparazzi tried to get pics of his twins from inside their French estate. Alleged model rapist Anand John does not like the conditions in L.A. County Jail, where he’s currently awaiting trial. Jon Edwards is trying to secure financing for a documentary about poverty. Paul McCartney and Billy Joel saw The Dark Knight together in East Hampton. “Prince of Darkness” Robert Novak hasn’t yet apologized for mowing down a 60-old-year pedestrian in his Corvette in D.C.