Let’s Play Guess Tomorrow’s ‘Post’ Headline About Madonna and A-Rod

Madonna A-Rod

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Best Week Ever blog beat us to the punch for our regular “guess the Post headline” game about the late-night meetings that A-Rod and Madonna have been having in her Central Park West apartment. Their predictions include “JUSTIFY MY GLOVE,” “A-ROD-ICA,” “TAKE A BOW, A-ROD,” “ROD OF LIGHT,” and “LIKE A PLAYER.” They’re all pretty genius (“Rod of Light”? That would be the best Christian-rock song ever!). We have our own suggestions:

DRESS YOU UP IN MY GLOVE
STRAY-ROD STRIKE TWO
YANKEE CANOODLE
UPPER BREAST SIDE
HUMAN NATURE
MADGE’S MARRIAGE ON BORDERLINE
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR THE GUY

What do you guys think? You’re always so good at this. You know, we’d really just be happy with a plain and simple: ” MADONNAIT’S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.”

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